Mornin gang ,here's anothery for you all..

THE HEN

Shamus O'rielly came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was allready asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Jayzus, Joseph n Mary who the feck are you!!!!??, might i ask" demanded Shamus, and what the feck are ye doin in me bedroom??...
The mysterious man answered "This isnt your bedroom and I’m St Peter".
Shamus was stunned!! "You mean i'm dead!!??, that cant be!! i have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my Familly !!! , Yourve GOT!! to send me back straight away"...
St Peter replied "yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen"..
Shamus was devastated!!, but knowing there was a farm not too far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A Flash later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground..
"This aint so bad " he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard Rooster strolled over and said "So your the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here??"..
"Aye, taint so bad " replied Shamus, "But i have this strange feeling inside like i'm about to explode!!".
"Your ovulating" explained the Rooster, don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before??".
"Never" replied Shamus. "Well just relax and let it happen" said the rooster.
And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time ...
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him......EVER!!!!!!.....
The joy just kept coming and as he was about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting
"SHAMUS, YOU FECKIN IDJIT, WAKE UP YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD!!!!!YOURVE SHAT THE FECKIN BED"!!!! ...

Aaaaou man now i woun't be able to sleep and i need to get up in the morning