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enjoijeff
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#4120 2005-04-26 17:59 GMT |
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Two women walk past an establishment with a sign that reads "For
Women Only" Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside" So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thin"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin". Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third floor, where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick". This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor. In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick" The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read" "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman" |
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Working on two big projects right now. Get hyped or not. It doesn't matter. Ha.
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Lombi
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#4127 2005-04-27 07:25 GMT |
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Hehe, an oldie but a goldie
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Siggie!
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enjoijeff
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#4140 2005-04-27 16:20 GMT |
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Yeah I knew I had heard it before, but couldn't place where...
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Working on two big projects right now. Get hyped or not. It doesn't matter. Ha.
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Stasha
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#4141 2005-04-27 16:26 GMT |
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:chinese: :chinese:
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Pirate
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#5264 2005-07-31 18:03 GMT |
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ha, nice
speaking of women... my girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... i said "wow that's a pretty big word for a ten year old" (just kidding by the way) |
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Lombi
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#5265 2005-07-31 19:13 GMT |
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:lol:
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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Siggie!
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HexImpaler
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#5266 2005-07-31 19:32 GMT |
Lombi,Aug 1 2005, 12:13 AM hahaha that was the best one!
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enjoijeff
514 posts |
#5278 2005-07-31 22:03 GMT |
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I thought number 8 was better...
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Working on two big projects right now. Get hyped or not. It doesn't matter. Ha.
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vevrca
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#5399 2005-08-14 07:06 GMT |
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just LOL
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Starrlight_Guardian
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#5427 2005-08-17 00:29 GMT |
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you know the creator of deviant art
soctt jarkoff is a convicted child molestor? his own son..... |
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Lombi
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#5428 2005-08-17 09:37 GMT |
 : Um, what? Got proof to back that?
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Siggie!
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aries
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#7079 2006-03-04 03:19 GMT |
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old joke old joke heard it before. what happen to all the male joke?
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