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FMyth
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#6119 2005-10-27 12:21 GMT |
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What did the fish say when he bumped into the wall???
... ... ... ... Dam!!! LOLZZZORZ OMFG!!!!! --- ---- ----- (for those special... kids... who didn't get the joke... A water dam... produces electricity... be in the water... fish... bumped into the... wal.. which would... be.. the dam... ya...) |
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Lombi
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#6126 2005-10-27 12:33 GMT |
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A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was taking
a walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. She had no panties on. He called her down and gave her money to buy a pair of panties. The girl was so happy and told her mommy about it. The next day when the priest was again taking his daily walk, he looked up the same tree and saw the young girl's mother up there. She had no panties on. He called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a razor. 
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Siggie!
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FMyth
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#6138 2005-10-29 08:44 GMT |
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M-tic
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#6147 2005-10-30 16:36 GMT |
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one neighbour says to a nother neighbour ˝You know your wife is cheating on us!!!˝ i think you all get it  but if you don't ...just ask :blah:
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Justin
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M-tic
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#6168 2005-11-02 08:53 GMT |
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no more jokes :aww:
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Justin
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aries
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#7078 2006-03-04 03:17 GMT |
Lombi,Oct 27 2005, 11:33 AM hahahaha lol great one. |
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Lombi
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#7084 2006-03-04 06:50 GMT |
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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" :lmao: |
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Siggie!
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Steve
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#7087 2006-03-04 07:16 GMT |
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Oh my :blah:
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