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Volvo

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#7532   2006-04-07 23:52 GMT      
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ...
CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY!!
Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They're going to STICK!!
Careful...
CAREFUL!! I said be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost
your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"


The wife stared at him. "What the &amp;^%$&amp;^% is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving".
Cheers
Volvo

patman

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#7536   2006-04-08 04:12 GMT      
Oh, jokes about stereotypical man-woman relationships. Occasionally funny, usually not.

Lombi

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#7559   2006-04-09 10:21 GMT      
Omg, that is so unbelievably funny :lmao:
Siggie!

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#8265   2006-08-27 16:00 GMT      
:twisted: I find it funny :twisted:
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