Johny wanted ta have his way with a girl in his office.....But!!, she belonged to someone else...
One day Johny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give ya $1000 if ya let me have me way with you??" . But the girl said NO.
Johny said "I'll be fast, i'll throw the money on the floor , you bend down,i'll be finished by the time you pick the money up..
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend...So she called her Boyfriend and told him the story..
Her Boyfriend tells her to ask him for $2000 and to pick the money up very fast, and that he wouldnt be able to get his pants down in the time so why worry??...
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. halfe an hour goes by and the Boyfreind is waiting for his girlfriend to call!!??...
Finally after 45 minutes the Boyfriend calls and asks what happened???.
She said "The bastard used coins!!!!!!!"
Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety!! ..

Bring me a coffin plz hahahahahahahaha i need some air woooow sh*t i can't stop laughting....

That is dead funny!

Hehe, that's the spirit