Ok, one day a mother and daughter were going for a Sunday drive! The girl was 6...as they drove along the countryside road, she saw 2 cows, one male one female (psst they were having sex!) and she asked her mother what they were doing when her mother answered "baking cakes". Then she saw a male + female horse (psst they were having sex!) same question, same answer till they got home this continued.

That night, she came downstairs and went into the livingroom only to find her mother ontop of her father on the couch (psst they were having sex!) and her mother asked her why she came down, she said she came down to get a glass of water. So she asked "mummy what are you and daddy doing?" (psst they were having sex!) and she replied "baking cakes".

The conclusion was the little girl said" Well I ate the icing"

(psst they were having sex!) HAHAHA

I am offended, not really I think that is very funny though. Did you come up with that? I never heard that one before at all! Great imagination I would say! More please!
HI EVERYONE,
Melissa