Jeff asked this question on the artcone forums: Two women walk past an establishment with a sign that reads “For
Women Only”
Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide
to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
“We have 5 floors…go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide, since each
floor has signs telling you what’s inside”
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads “All
the men here have it short and thin”…the friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads “All the men here have it long
and thin”.
Still, this wasn’t good enough so the friends move up to the Third
floor, where the sign read “All the men here have it short and thick”.
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. “All the men here have
it long and thick” The women get all excited and are going in when they
realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read”
“There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
there is no way to please a woman”
Lombi
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Hehe, an oldie but a goldie
enjoijeff
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Yeah I knew I had heard it before, but couldn’t place where…
Stasha
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
:chinese: :chinese:
Pirate
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
ha, nice
speaking of women…
my girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday… i said “wow that’s a pretty big word for a ten year old”
(just kidding by the way)
Lombi
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
HexImpaler
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
[quote=Lombi,Aug 1 2005, 12:13 AM]AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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hahaha that was the best one!
enjoijeff
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
I thought number 8 was better…
vevrca
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
just LOL
Starrlight_Guardian
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
you know the creator of deviant art
soctt jarkoff
is a convicted child molestor?
his own son…..
Lombi
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
:dontgetit: Um, what? Got proof to back that?
aries
July 31st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
old joke old joke heard it before. what happen to all the male joke?