Volvo asked this question on the artcone forums: Johny wanted ta have his way with a girl in his office…..But!!, she belonged to someone else:(…
One day Johny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said “I’ll give ya $1000 if ya let me have me way with you??”
. But the girl said NO.
Johny said “I’ll be fast, i’ll throw the money on the floor , you bend down,i’ll be finished by the time you pick the money up..
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend…So she called her Boyfriend and told him the story..
Her Boyfriend tells her to ask him for $2000 and to pick the money up very fast, and that he wouldnt be able to get his pants down in the time so why worry??…
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. halfe an hour goes by and the Boyfreind is waiting for his girlfriend to call!!??…
Finally after 45 minutes the Boyfriend calls and asks what happened???.
She said “The bastard used coins!!!!!!!”
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety!!
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Lombi
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
*rolls frantically on the floor with cramps* :lmao:
M-tic
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Bring me a coffin plz
hahahahahahahaha i need some air woooow sh*t i can’t stop laughting….
patman
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I didn’t roll frantically on the floor, nor do I need a coffin, but that was quite funny.
RollTheStones
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
That is dead funny!
lukestuart
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
ha very good i havent heard this one before, hey its worth a try ill let you all know how it goes (nah)!!!
Lombi
July 31st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Hehe, that’s the spirit